Tag Archives: eggs

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins Recipe

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins | stupideasypaleo.com

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins are a great pre-workout snack or quick breakfast! They’re loaded with veggies, and they’re gluten- and dairy-free. If you’re doing a Whole30, they’re 100% Whole30-friendly.

Breakfast can be the toughest meal of the day to get organized with, and my go-to tip for quick morning eats is to steam a dozen eggs on your weekly cook-up day. But sometimes, I get tired of just plain eggs, and these little Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins are the perfect solution.

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins | stupideasypaleo.com

I started making egg muffins a couple years ago, and they can be done in a multitude of ways: Add meat and switch up the veggies and spices! You’ll be amazed how many interesting combinations you can come up with. These particular Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins would be great with some browned sausage mixed in, too.

If you don’t have Flavor God Pizza Seasoning—which I realize is quite possible—just substitute it for the spices listed in the Notes section of the recipe. Have fun with it! Even the cat thought they smelled good.

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins | stupideasypaleo.com

4.8 from 5 reviews

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 

Serves: Makes 12
 

Ingredients
  • 8 oz sliced mushrooms
  • 2 tsp coconut oil
  • 1 cup chopped cooked broccoli
  • ¼ cup sliced black olives
  • 8 large eggs
  • 2 tbsp coconut milk
  • 1 tbsp Flavor God Pizza Seasoning*
  • ½ tsp sea salt
  • ¼ tsp black pepper

Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 350F. Line a 12-cup muffin tray with liners and grease them. I use silicone liners like these and grease them lightly with coconut oil. Set aside.
  2. In a medium skillet over medium-high heat, melt the coconut oil. Add the mushrooms, cooking and stirring until the moisture is drawn out and the mushrooms begin to brown slightly, about 8 minutes. Turn off the heat and add the broccoli and black olives. Stir to combine.
  3. In a large bowl, beat the eggs with the coconut milk, pizza seasoning, salt and pepper.
  4. Spoon the veggie mixture evenly into the muffin liners. They should be about ⅔ full. Now, pour the egg mixture evenly into the muffin liners until it’s about ¾ full.
  5. Bake the egg muffins for 20 to 25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted into the middle comes out cleanly.

Notes
*If you don’t have Flavor God Pizza Seasoning, use 1 tsp garlic powder + ¼ tsp dried basil + ¼ tsp dried oregano.

 

Are you doing a Whole30 this January? Let me know in the comments below!

Pin this!

Paleo Pizza Egg Muffins | stupideasypaleo.com

Looking for more pre-workout recipe ideas?

Performance Paleo Cookbook | stupideasypaleo.com

 

Smoked Salmon Egg Bake Recipe

Smoked Salmon Egg Bake from Performance Paleo Cookbook | stupideasypaleo.com

I’m so excited to share this recipe for Smoked Salmon Egg Bake with you. It’s another sneak peek from The Performance Paleo Cookbook which releases to the world in just a bit over a week!

I know how important previews can be, especially when there are so many new books are coming out. You want to pick the one that’s right for you. That’s why I’ll be sharing five recipes from Performance Paleo Cookbook so you can try before you buy! With the New Year coming soon, I’m confident this is the best cookbook out there to support your commitment to exercise / training…because we all know you can’t out-train a poor diet.

Without further adieu,…

From The Performance Paleo Cookbook

Smoked Salmon Egg Bake

Portable pre-workout protein with a smoked salmon twist

With their protein and healthy fat profile, eggs make a fantastic pre-workout food. They’re rich in essential nutrients like vitamin D, choline and folate and are a relatively inexpensive way to incorporate more protein into your diet. In this recipe, I bumped up the veggie content with the zucchini and green onions. Cut into squares, and take them with you on the go!

5.0 from 1 reviews

Smoked Salmon Egg Bake: Performance Paleo Cookbook
Serves: Serves 6
 

Ingredients
  • 1 tsp + 1 tbsp (15 mL) coconut oil
  • 1 lb (454 g) zucchini, shredded
  • 3 green onions (2 oz [57 g]), white and light green parts, thinly sliced
  • 1 tsp sea salt
  • ½ tsp black pepper
  • 8 large eggs, beaten
  • 1 tsp dried dill
  • 4 oz (113 g) smoked salmon, chopped

Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F/177°C and grease an 8-inch x 8-inch/20-centimeter x 20-centimeter baking dish with 1 teaspoon coconut oil.
  2. Now sweat the zucchini and green onions. Heat a large skillet over medium heat, then add 1 tablespoon/15 milliliters coconut oil. Add the zucchini, green onions, salt and pepper. Cook and stir until the veggies are wilted and lightly browned. You want most of the moisture to cook off , about 6 to 8 minutes. Let the mixture cool.
  3. Meanwhile, in a large bowl, beat the eggs together with the dill, then mix in the smoked salmon. When the zucchini and green onions are cool, add them to the eggs and stir until everything is well combined. Pour the mixture into the baking dish. Bake for 30 to 35 minutes or until the center is set and not liquid.

Notes
TOTAL RECIPE MACRONUTRIENTS (IN GRAMS PER SERVING)

PROTEIN 13G

FAT 11G

TOTAL CARB 3G

NET CARB 2G

Pre-order now through through AmazonBarnes & NobleiTunesGoogle Play or IndieBound!

Pin this!

Smoked Salmon Egg Bake from Performance Paleo Cookbook | stupideasypaleo.com

Avocado BLT Egg Salad Recipe

Steph’s note: I’m really chuffed to be featuring Lexi from Lexi’s Clean Kitchen on the blog today! I first noticed her drool-worthy recipes on Instagram, and her dishes are really approachable and simple. Lexi specializes in gluten-free, dairy-free and Paleo recipes that are packed with nutrient-dense ingredients. Make sure you keep up with her on social media because I guarantee you’ll like what you see: FacebookTwitterInstagram and Pinterest. Take it away, Lexi!

Avocado BLT Egg Salad | Lexi's Clean Kitchen for stupideasypaleo.com I

I love egg salad. Also on the list of things that I love are: avocados, tomatoes, bacon, and scallions, to name a few. This is the absolute perfect lunch. For one, it combines all of those favorite things listed. And two, it is packed with protein and healthy fats to fill you up throughout the day, while being super simple to throw together! This recipe replaces the standard mayonnaise that is ordinarily in egg salad with avocado. It is perfectly creamy and full of flavor!

Prep Time: 10 min     Cook Time: 10 min     Total Time: 20 min

Ingredients for Avocado BLT Egg Salad

  • 1 avocado
  • 6 hard-boiled eggs
  • 3/4 cup grape tomatoes, cut in halves
  • 4 strips bacon, cooked until crispy
  • 1/2 cup scallions, chopped
  • 2 teaspoon ground garlic
  • 1/2 teaspoon Himalayan sea salt, more to taste

Directions for Avocado BLT Egg Salad

  1. Make your hard-boiled eggs. Once done, peel, set aside in the refrigerator and let cool.
  2. While they are cooking, make bacon using you desired method and cook until crispy.
  3. In a medium bowl combine eggs, avocado, garlic and salt; smash with a fork until combined.
  4. Add in bacon pieces, tomatoes and scallions. Mix well.
  5. Taste and add additional salt and ground garlic as desired.

Notes

Serve over fresh spinach or lettuce or in lettuce wraps!

Click here to pin this!

Avocado BLT Egg Salad | Lexi's Clean Kitchen for stupideasypaleo.com

Questions for Lexi? Leave them in the comments below.

Paleo Zucchini Frittata Recipe

Paleo Zucchini Frittata | stupideasypaleo.com

Paleo Zucchini Frittata is one of my favorite make-ahead breakfasts, perfect for busy folks and athletes. You can make up a batch ahead of time, slice it when it cools and take it with you for post-workout or just along for the ride to work.

I created this recipe specifically for Breaking Muscle, so head on over there to check out the ingredients and get one of these beauties baking in your oven today!

Click here for the recipe >> Paleo Zucchini Frittata!

Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche

Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche | stupideasypaleo.com This Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche is incredibly easy to make and uses up leftover meat you may have in your fridge. What makes this Paleo? First, it’s crustless. You *could* make a gluten-free crust but that takes time, and I wanted this to be as quick as possible. Second, unlike regular quiche, this has no dairy (no milk, cream or cheese). Rest assured, it’s still ultra-tasty!

Wondering what makes a quiche different from a frittata? Technically it’s the amount of liquid you add: A frittata has very little while a quiche has more, resulting in a more custard-like texture to the eggs. I did cut the amount of liquid down to 1 cup so if you’re a quiche purist, go easy on me! You can change up this Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche in a variety of ways…check the bottom of the post for some suggestions! Bon appetit!

Ingredients for Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche

Directions for Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche

  1. If using dried mushrooms, soften them by covering them with boiling water in a heat-proof bowl for about 30 minutes. Drain well.
  2. Preheat the oven to 375°F (190ºC). Grease a casserole dish or glass baking dish with coconut oil. I used a 10″ round casserole. If you use a smaller one, you may have to bump up the baking time a few minutes since the quiche will be thicker.
  3. In a large skillet over medium heat, render and brown the bacon. Add the leftover chicken, mushrooms and sage to the pan and cook for a few minutes, making sure there is no moisture left from the mushrooms (if not, your quiche will be soggy…no bueno). Dump this mixture into the greased casserole dish, and set aside.
  4. Crack the eggs into a medium bowl. Add the coconut milk, sea salt and pepper. Whisk to combine. Pour the egg mixture into the casserole dish.
  5. Bake the quiche for about 30 minutes or until the center is set and not jiggly.

Change it Up

  • Instead of dried mushrooms, use about 2 cups of sliced fresh mushrooms, any kind. Be sure to fry them down before you use them so they don’t add a lot of moisture to the quiche.
  • Don’t have any chicken? Use any leftover meat you’d like or just go meatless. If you don’t add meat, I recommend adding a veggie in its place.
  • Don’t like coconut milk? Use another nut milk of choice (homemade almond milk is great…I would make it extra thick by cutting the water down to 3 cups instead of 4).
  • Double the ingredients and make a mega-sized quiche for the week ahead.

Pin this for later…click here!

Paleo Chicken Bacon Mushroom Quiche | stupideasypaleo.com

Like this recipe? Give it a +1 on Google+

Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs Recipe

Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

Scotch eggs: part curious oddity, part absolutely tantalizing mash up of burger and egg. My scotch egg inspiration is none other than Mel from The Clothes Make the Girl. You may know her as the fantabulous creator of cookbook Well Fed 2. Her Scotch Eggs recipe in Well Fed (the original) were nothing short of mind-blowing, and I’ve loved them ever since.

This is one of the 30 recipes featured in my award-winning book, The Performance Paleo Cookbook!

What’s a Scotch egg? Take seasoned ground meat, envelope a perfectly boiled egg inside and you get the protein-packed snack you see here. Traditionally, Scotch eggs are breaded so all we do is leave that part off. Easy peasy.

There are as many conceivable combinations for seasonings and meat as you can imagine, but I was looking for a way to use my Homemade Gingerbread Spice Mix with cinnamon, ginger and other warm spices. My mind wandered from pork to breakfast to breakfast sausage. Another plus: They’re great as a pre-workout snack!

Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 

Serves: Makes 6
 

6 medium eggs 1 pound (500 grams) lean ground pork 1 Tablespoon homemade gingerbread spice mix ( click for recipe ) 1-1/2 teaspoons salt ½ teaspoon black pepper 1 Tablespoon honey (optional)
Ingredients
  • 6 medium eggs
  • 1 lb lean ground pork
  • 1 tbsp homemade gingerbread spice mix (click for recipe)
  • 1-1/2 tsp salt
  • ½ tsp black pepper
  • 1 tbsp honey (optional, omit for Whole30)

Instructions
  1. Start by cooking the eggs. I steam them instead of hard-boil because the shell comes *right* off. To do that, place a medium pot on the stovetop, and fit with a steamer basket. Add an inch of water to the pot, and bring the water to a boil. Place the eggs into the steamer basket, cover and steam for 10 minutes. Set up a medium bowl with ice and water. When the time is up, plunge the eggs right into the ice bath. Cool for at least 10 minutes and peel.
  2. Preheat the oven to 350°F (177°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or foil.
  3. In a large bowl, combine the ground pork, gingerbread spice mix, salt, pepper and optional honey. Mix until combined but don’t over mix; that’ll make the meat tough. Now it’s time to assemble the Scotch eggs.
  4. For each scotch egg: Fill a ⅓ cup measure with the seasoned ground pork and turn the lump into your hand. Flatten the pork into a wide circle like you’re making a burger.
  5. Put the egg in the center. Carefully fold the meat circle up, gradually flattening as you go, until the egg is shrouded in meaty goodness. Make sure there are no cracks and that the meaty suit of armor is uniform.
  6. Place on the baking sheet. Bake for 15-20 minutes. Eat hot or cold.

Notes
Use ground beef or chicken instead of pork.
Serve with any kind of dipping sauce. I like mine with a dollop of homemade Paleo sriracha or some easy Paleo ghee Hollandaise.
Use maple syrup instead of honey.
Double the recipe.

 

Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

 Have you ever tried Scotch eggs? Do you have a favorite flavor combo?

Pin this for later!

Paleo Breakfast Sausage Scotch Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

Perfect Hardboiled Eggs

561845_485808381515481_415085593_n

There are lots of methods for making hardboiled eggs, but I’ve always found good luck with this one. Some readers on Facebook asked for tips on peeling the eggs once they’re cooked, and here were some of the most common replies:

  • Don’t use eggs you just purchased. Keep them for a few days before you boil them. As the egg gets older, the white shrinks a bit and makes it easier to peel.
  • Add salt to the cooking water.
  • Soak in ice water after they’re done.

What are your tried and true methods for easily peeling hard boiled eggs? Let us know in the comments below!

Hearty Spinach Beef Frittata

Hearty Spinach Beef Frittata | stupideasypaleo.com

Frittatas are one of those classic one-skillet meals that are more delicious the next day. This one is based off a spinach frittata from the book It Starts with FoodI’ve taken the basic idea and jazzed it up just a bit. I recommend using a cast iron skillet since it goes right from stovetop to oven. As long as your skillet is properly seasoned, the eggs won’t stick and the frittata should come out cleanly.

You can use any type of ground meat you’d like. Since ground meat can be fattier than other cuts, I try to stick to higher quality when I can. Experiment with different types of veggies, too!

Hearty Spinach Beef Frittata
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 

Serves: Serves 6
 

Ingredients
  • 10 eggs, beaten
  • 2 teaspoons smoked paprika
  • ¾ teaspoon sea salt
  • ½ teaspoon black pepper
  • 8 to 12 oz grass-fed ground beef
  • 1 small onion, diced
  • 4 oz shiitake mushrooms, sliced
  • 10 oz frozen chopped spinach, defrosted and excess moisture squeezed out
  • 1 tomato, sliced

Instructions
  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (177°C).
  2. In a large bowl, beat the eggs together with the smoked paprika, salt and pepper. Set aside.
  3. In a large cast iron skillet over medium high heat, saute the meat until it’s cooked through.
  4. Add the onion and mushrooms and saute until they are softened and slightly tender.
  5. Add the defrosted and drained spinach. Stir to combine.
  6. Pour the egg mixture into the skillet. Turn off the heat and stir the ingredients to combine.
  7. Lay the tomato slices on top.
  8. Bake for about 20 minutes or until the eggs are set and not runny.
  9. Serve directly from the skillet or slice and store for leftover.

 

Pin this for later!

Hearty Spinach Beef Frittata | stupideasypaleo.com

 

Do you love frittatas? What’s your favorite flavor combo? Let me know in the comments below!

Paleo Smashed & Loaded Sweet Potato

Paleo Smashed & Loaded Sweet Potato | stupideasypaleo.com One of my favorite things to do with leftover roasted sweet potato is to smash it and brown it in a pan with ghee. It gets all caramelly and crispy and drool-worthy. I wanted something different for breakfast today, so I smashed my sweet potato then loaded it with pan-fried eggs, leftover shredded kalua pork, buttery avocado and crispy homemade bacon bits. Get creative and use any leftover meat that you want! Is your mouth watering yet? [Hint: roast a bunch of sweet potatoes on a foil-lined sheet in a 400°F oven for about 45-60 min. Refrigerate. When cold, the skins come right off.]

Prep time: 5-10 min     Cook time:  10 min     Makes: 1 serving

Ingredients for Paleo Smashed & Loaded Sweet Potato

  • 1 roasted medium-sized sweet potato, peeled
  • Ghee, coconut oil or fat of choice
  • 2 eggs
  • Toppings: leftover shredded or cubed meat (I used shredded kalua pork), avocado, bacon, jalapeño rings, etc. Get creative!

Directions for Paleo Smashed & Loaded Sweet Potato

  1. Heat a skillet over medium-high (I like cast iron for this job). Add ghee or your fat of choice. 
  2. Put the pre-cooked sweet potato in the skillet. Press flat with a fork or spatula. Fry on each side for 2-4 minutes or until the sweet potato caramelizes (but doesn’t burn). Remove to a plate.
  3. In the same pan, add more ghee. Fry two eggs (or more if you’re hungrier) in whatever style you’d like. I made mine over-easy so the yolk would run all over my potato. Tasty.
  4. Stack your smashed and loaded sweet potato: add the eggs on top of the sweet potato then layer with your toppings of choice.
  5. Rejoice in how tasty your breakfast is. Consume.

Note: Great for post-workout if you go easy on the avocado and bacon.

Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs

Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

Bacon and eggs just went to a whole new level.

Want to knock people’s socks off at your next brunch? Serve this.

Want to make yourself feel extra special? Make this.

Want a dish that’ll make every part of your palate sing glorious hymns? This is the dish for you.

Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com This recipe was inspired by a dish my friend Claudette ordered when we went to the closing night of The Linkery in San Diego. I took one look and was so impressed I went home and tried to replicate it just a couple days later. The frisee (a curly, slightly bitter vegetable related to endive) makes the perfect mop for the yolk and the lemon basil dressing.

Serves: 2

Ingredients for Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs

Directions for Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs

  1. *If the bacon is raw, get that cooking first. I like to bake my bacon but use whatever method you prefer. For baking bacon: line a rimmed baking sheet with foil or parchment paper, and preheat the oven to 350F (175C). Bake for ~15-20 minutes or until it’s as crispy as you’d like. Remove from oven and set aside. Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com
  2. Meanwhile, prepare the dressing using the hot, melted bacon fat that collects in the baking sheet. You can also use olive oil if your bacon is precooked and there’s no melted fat. Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com
  3. Arrange the frisee on a plate. Drizzle the dressing over the frisee.
  4. In a skillet over medium-high heat, melt bacon fat or another fat of choice until it’s shimmering. Fry the eggs until the yolks are as firm as you’d like. I went for sunnyside up with a runny yolk because I wanted yummy yolk all over the salad.
  5. Place the eggs on top and the bacon on the side. Try not to eat it so fast that you don’t enjoy it because it’s goooooooood! Frisee Salad with Bacon and Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

 

Sweet and Savory Blueberry Tortilla

Sweet and Savory Blueberry Tortilla | stupideasypaleo.com

Blueberries and eggs were meant to be together! This is a riff on a Spanish tortilla – a cooked egg dish with potatoes and onion. Instead of those traditional ingredients, I used the technique of making a tortilla and simply added blueberries, coconut aminos and a few spices, and the result was a little bit sweet, a little bit savory.

If you’re going to make a tortilla, be sure to keep the heat low enough to keep the eggs from burning, and you need some cojones when it comes to flipping the eggs! Confidence is key! The pan will be hot, so don’t burn yourself, silly…but don’t hesitate either. You want the tortilla to come out in one beautiful round piece of eggy heaven.

The coconut aminos really add that savory, umami flavor but if you don’t have them, you could just use a dash (1/8 tsp) of salt though it won’t be the same.

Prep time: 5 min     Cook time:  15 min    Makes: 1 serving

Ingredients for Sweet and Savory Blueberry Tortilla

Directions for Sweet and Savory Blueberry Tortilla

  1. Crack the eggs into a bowl and scramble with the coconut aminos, cinnamon and pepper.
  2. In a small nonstick skillet over medium heat, add the ghee or coconut oil.
  3. Pour the eggs into the pan and allow to cook for 2-3 minutes undisturbed. Sprinkle the blueberries onto the eggs.
  4. Cook for about 6-8 more minutes on low. Throughout that time, using the edge of a spatula, lift up the tortilla (eggs) and allow some of the liquid eggs to flow underneath. When most of the egg is cooked through, you’re ready to flip the tortilla.
  5. You need confidence here!! Remove the skillet from the heat, and put a small plate upside down on top of the skillet. Quickly flip the skillet over and the tortilla should fall out onto the plate. Be careful not to burn yourself!
  6. Now, slide the tortilla back into the skillet and cook for another 2-3 minutes.
  7. Eat. That was exciting, wasn’t it?!

Paleo Carnitas Egg Muffins

Paleo Carnitas Egg Muffins | stupideasypaleo.com Breakfast muffins are a really easy way to use up leftover cooked meat and make for portable protein as well. I woke up the other day, threw these together and considered them tasty enough to post on the blog. Use any kind of cooked shredded meat (or even ground meat) you have lying around and make sure you cook the veg ahead of time so it doesn’t make the muffins soggy.

These make a perfect pre-workout snack.! Add cooked cubed sweet potato for some carbs and you’ve got a decent post-workout meal.

Prep time: 15-20 min     Cook time: 30 min    Makes: 12

Ingredients for Paleo Carnitas Egg Muffins

  • 1 small onion, minced
  • 1/2 cup tomatoes, diced small
  • 1 spoonful of bacon fat or fat of choice
  • 1 cup shredded pork carnitas or other shredded/ground meat
  • 9 eggs
  • 3 Tablespoons full-fat coconut milk
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
  • 1 teaspoon smoked paprika

Directions for Paleo Carnitas Egg Muffins

  1. Preheat oven to 350F (175C). Line a muffin tin with paper or foil liners. I used silicone muffin cups.
  2. In a skillet over medium heat, soften the onions in the bacon fat for about 5 minutes. When they are translucent, add the tomato and cook on medium until the tomatoes begin to soften. Remove from the heat. Stir in the cooked shredded pork until combined.
  3. Combine the eggs, heavy cream, salt and pepper and beat until combined.
  4. Now it’s time to build the muffins: put a large spoonful of onion/tomato/pork into each cup. Evenly distribute the filling to 12 muffin cups. Sprinkle with a pinch of smoked paprika.
  5. Pour the egg mixture into each cup until about 3/4 of the cup is full.
  6. Bake for about 30 minutes or until fully set. The cups will come out very puffed up and then fall a bit as a they cool. It’s science, yo!
  7. Enjoy with a bit of salsa!

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie | stupideasypaleo.com Paleo Plantain Beef Pie…holy cow! After I put this dish in the oven on Sunday afternoon, I had to go down the street to the market for a couple ingredients for another recipe. I came back 15 minutes later to the most amazing smells wafting out of my apartment. This takes a bit more time than my weekday, go-to recipes, but it’s perfect for putting together on the weekend when you’re relaxed and not rushed. I honestly won’t have enough left to freeze (because the whole thing is going to be eaten), but I suspect that tightly wrapped, it would freeze quite well. This recipe is so tasty that I think it’s wise to double the ingredients and make a 13″ x 9″ dish full instead of the smaller batch, especially if you are feeding more than two people.

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie | stupideasypaleo.com

As one of my readers pointed out, this dish is popular in Caribbean cuisine and is often called pinon or pastelon. The plantains and currants add a bit of sweetness which is balanced by the olives and vinegar. Okay, my mouth just watered writing that. If you want to make this, be sure to plan ahead and check what the plantains at your market look like—here they are always super green. You’ll want slightly ripe plantains for this recipe: they should yield gently to pressure and have greenish, yellow skin with some dark spots. If you can’t find achiote powder, paprika is a good substitute. Makes an 8″ x 8″ dish. (I used two smaller dishes.)

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie | stupideasypaleo.com

Ingredients for Paleo Plantain Beef Pie (Pastelon)

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie | stupideasypaleo.com

 

Directions for Paleo Plantain Beef Pie (Pastelon)

  1. Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C). Grease the inside of an 8″ x 8″ baking dish with coconut oil and set aside.
  2. Heat a large skillet over medium-high heat. Brown the ground beef completely. Lower the heat and to the same skillet, add the red pepper, onion and bay leaf. Cook for 4–5 minutes until the veggies are softened.
  3. Add the green chilis, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, currants, olives, apple cider vinegar, paprika, salt and pepper. Stir to combine and simmer for 10 more minutes. While this is cooking, start the plantains. (Remove the bay leaf before assembling the pie.)
  4. Peel and slice the plantains into 1/3″ diagonal pieces. To peel, cut off both ends and slice through the skin lengthwise, then peel off in sections. If any skin remains, trim it off with a knife.
  5. In another skillet (I like cast iron for this task) over medium heat, add a couple tablespoons of coconut oil and begin to brown the plantains in a single layer, about 2 minutes per side. You’ll have to do this a few times until all the plantains are golden brown. Caution: If you walk away or get distracted, these will easily burn. Remove to a paper towel-lined plate to drain.
  6. In a small bowl, whisk the eggs and water.
  7. Now you’re ready to assemble the pie. In the bottom of the dish, spread half the meat / veggie mixture. Pour 1/3 of the beaten egg on top. Place plantains in a single layer on top of the egg. Repeat the layers one more time and top with the remaining 1/3 of the beaten egg. (To summarize: Meat – egg – plantain – meat – egg – plantain – egg.)
  8. Bake for about 45 minutes or until the eggs are set. Let sit for 10 minutes before you slice into the pie.

Paleo Plantain Beef Pie | stupideasypaleo.com

IMG_4066

And just for fun, the old picture^^.

Butternut Squash Lasagna

Butternut Squash Lasagna | stupideasypaleo.com Disclaimer: nothing can take the place of real noodles.

I know – le sigh.

However, if you’re willing to put that aside, this recipe is pretty awesome and will get you close to a lasagna-like dish without any gluten or dairy. Win! I’m currently back in Scotland visiting, and a trip to the local Tesco to get ingredients left me with zero options for pre-made sauce that did not contain any excess sugar, so I looked around and gathered some staples to make my own. If you can find a clean pasta sauce, by all means go ahead and use that which means you’ll save time and omit the tomato sauce, paste, and oregano. I also used lean ground pork, but beef or lamb or a combo of different meats would be tasty as well.

Prep time: 20 min     Cook time: 30 min    Makes: 6-8 servings, one 13″ x 9″ dish or two 9″ round dishes

Ingredients for Butternut Squash Lasagna

  • 2 medium or 1 large butternut squash
  • 1 pound (500 g) lean ground beef or pork
  • ~36 oz canned tomato sauce (1000 g Italian passata for my UK friends)
  • 4 oz (100 g) tomato paste
  • 1 onion, diced finely
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1/2 cup sliced olives
  • 1 tsp dried oregano
  • 4 eggs, beaten
  • Salt & pepper
  • Coconut oil or fat of choice

Directions for Butternut Squash Lasagna

  1. Preheat the oven to 400F (200C).
  2. In a large pot over medium heat, sauté the diced onion in a spoonful of coconut oil until it’s softened, about 5 minutes. Add the pork, garlic and oregano and raise the heat to medium-high. Saute until the pork is cooked through.
  3. Add the olives, tomato sauce and paste. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Turn heat to low and simmer while you prepare the squash. [Note: this makes a tasty meat sauce all on its own or for use in other recipes.]
  4. Peel the butternut squash. Slice into very thin rounds by laying the squash on a cutting board. I tried to make mine about 1/8″ thick. The key is to make the slices as uniform as possible so they cook evenly. You could also use a mandolin to make them evenly sized. Be sure you have a sharp knife! Other recipes call for the squash to be sliced lengthwise into long sheets but this is very hard to do with a knife. The rounds enable quicker prep time and the result is just as tasty.
  5. Now it’s time to prepare the lasagna: start with a bit of sauce to cover the bottom of the dish. Then place the squash in a single layer (I used small pieces from the bottom of the squash, which I had to cut into half moons to remove the seeds, to fill in the gaps between the rounds). Now add another layer of sauce. Don’t skimp because the moisture from the sauce is what cooks the squash. Now add about 1/3 of the scrambled egg and smear it around. It will look gross. Stay the path. It’s going to taste awesome and gives the appearance of cheese.
  6. Repeat the squash-sauce-egg sequence one or two more times, depending on how much you have left (I used two 9″ round pans so each ended up with two layers).
  7. Finish with a light layer of sauce. I also used up some of the extra pieces of squash as decoration. Fancy :)
  8. Bake for about 25-30 minutes or until a knife easily pierces the squash.

Perfect Scrambled Eggs

Perfect Scrambled Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com If you’ve got a little extra time on your hands, say on a weekend day or another time when you can dally around the kitchen a bit, making scrambled eggs like this will be well worth the extra minutes of investment. The result is scrambled eggs so creamy, you’d swear there’s cheese in them. Secret’s in two things: 1) the addition of heavy whipping cream* (or double pouring cream for my UK compatriots…I imagine you could also use full-fat coconut milk but I haven’t tested that out yet) and 2) cooking them on low heat. I mean low. Lower than a double-jointed-kid-doing-the-limbo low. Method becomes almost more important than ingredients here.

Prep time: 5 min     Cook time: 10 min    Makes: 1 serving

Ingredients for Perfect Scrambled Eggs

Perfect Scrambled Eggs | stupideasypaleo.com

Directions for Perfect Scrambled Eggs

  1. Combine the eggs, heavy whipping cream and salt & pepper. Whisk well until everything is combined.
  2. In a small skillet over LOW heat (use the smallest burner on your stove), melt the coconut oil. Dump in the egg mixture.
  3. Now…here’s where you have to be patient. Continuously stir the eggs around the pan using a spatula. It will take several minutes for the eggs to cook. You may have the urge to up the heat and get the process over with. Resist. The. Urge.
  4. After several minutes (mine took ~8 minutes), the eggs will be cooked through and very creamy instead of rubbery little lumps like normal scrambled eggs. Serve with a side of bacon for pure bliss.

*It’s hard to find heavy whipping cream without the additive carageenan. Even the organic brands tend to add it. Carageenan is used as a thickener derived from seaweed which sounds cool until you consider that it’s known to promote intestinal inflammation. Not cool. For those of us living near a Trader Joe’s, their organic heavy whipping cream is carageenan-free. Read your labels, folks :) Substitute coconut milk if you don’t do heavy cream.